Painful Humour

On re-taking his 'A's this year...

KBY: can't go out this week man, have to study at home...
me: oh yar man, better... mebbe i can give you tuition...
me: ok better not, i think i would ruin your future...
KBY: you are too late, it was ruined 2 years ago...

On getting crashed into last tues night...

me: crap, I just got into accident again, this crazy woman rammed into my rear...
liannie: maybe she wanted to get to know you...